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September 27, 2023 / 18,638 notes
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magnetothemagnificent:

Not “shake a lemon angrily at G-d” week, but rather;

Gather a citron, an ancient fruit predating the cultivation of lemon. Notice how it has a wonderful aroma, and consider how its flesh is edible. This represents the Jew who is both learned in Judaism and who exhibits kindness and good deeds.

Now gather the closed frond at the center of a palm tree. Consider how sweet the dates of the palm taste, but how the frond exhibits no strong smell like the citron. This represents the Jew who is learned in Judaism, but who does not practice the compassion in the many texts they studied.

Now gather at least three branches from a myrtle bush. Take in the refreshing scent oozing from the branches’ thick leaves, but see how it does not bear fruit. This represents the Jew who is not learned in Judaism, but whose good character and actions are exceptional.

Finally, gather two branches from the somber willow. While mighty and enveloping, the willow exhibits no strong aroma, nor does it produce fruit. This represents the Jew who is neither learned in Judaism nor kind in character and deeds.

Appreciate the various textures and shapes of these four species. Feel the weight of them in your hand. Value how different in so many aspects each of them are.

Take them all in your hands, and bind them together like an embrace. Point them in all the corners of the earth- South, North, East, heavenward, downward, and West. Think of all your Jewish brethren scattered around the world, and bring your precious bundle back to your heart with every direction you send it to. Contemplate the place of every Jew in your community, the Etrog, the Lulav, the Hadas, and the Arava, for they all belong.

This is the meaning of Sukkot: coming back to our roots and our bare essence. Erect a temporary dwelling in reminiscence of your wandering ancestors. Come together under the stars, as exposed and unguarded as when we first walked the earth. Welcome guests into your makeshift home, be they family, friends, or the spirits of founding ancestors passed. Surround yourself in your community- and bring it all back to your heart.

Anonymous said:

“ooh garlic salt isn’t real” yeah well neither is your MARRIAGE after i’m done FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND and afterwards he eats my delicious cooking that i seasoned with GARLIC SALT. FUCK YOU

redstonedust:

i think. you sent this to the wrong person. but im enamoured with your energy. you can have my metaphorical husband you deserve her

September 27, 2023 / 77,989 notes

gay-jewish-bucky:

dicklessswonder:

uterus, i dont need you. go forth and find a beautiful trans woman who wants you.

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September 26, 2023 / 48,488 notes

fizzyimp:

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charlesoberonn:

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Thought I’d throw that pic into a deuteranopia color blindness simulator, and yeah, I can see why they’d think Doctor Princess was human.

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September 26, 2023 / 46,746 notes

teathattast:

teathattast:

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You mean I’m not the only one seeing this?

September 25, 2023 / 16,252 notes

jeanpaulblartre:

mortalityplays:

stop diagnosing people with neurological conditions on their posts. were you people raised in a barn.

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September 25, 2023 / 82,155 notes

the-oddest-inkling:

Nobody understands the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13 years old.

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